For crying out loud! : the world according to Clarkson, volume three / Jeremy Clarkson.
By: Clarkson, Jeremy.Material type: BookSeries: Clarkson, Jeremy. World according to Clarkson: 3.; Clarkson, Jeremy: v3.; Clarkson, Jeremy, World according to Clarkson: 03.Publisher: London : Michael Joseph, 2008Description: 288 pages ; 23 cm.Content type: text Media type: unmediated Carrier type: volumeISBN: 9780718154738 (pbk.); 9780718154400 (hbk.); 0718154401 (hbk.).Other title: World according to Clarkson. Volume three.Subject(s): Clarkson, Jeremy -- Anecdotes | English wit and humour | Clarkson, Jeremy. Anecdotes | Great Britain Social life and customs Humour | Great Britain -- Social life and customs | Great Britain -- Social life and customs -- Humour | Great Britain -- Social life and customs -- 1945- -- HumourDDC classification: 828.914
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Enhanced descriptions from Syndetics:
The publication of The World According to Clarkson in 2004 launched a multi-million-copy bestselling phenomenon. But to no avail.
Jeremy's one-man war on crimes against common sense has not yet been won. And our hero's still scratching his head at the madness of it all. But it's not all bad. He's learned a little along the way, including-Why binge drinking is good for you The worst word in the English language The remarkable secret of eternal youth The pleasure and pain of middle-aged drumming The problem with America And how to dispose of a seal
For anyone who's been driven to wonder just what is the matter with people these days, For Crying Out Loud is the perfect riposte. Surprising, fearless and always laugh-out-loud funny, Clarkson's back. And he's got a point. . .
Sequel to: And another thing.
Mother knows all the best games -- On your marks for a village Olympics -- We're all going on a celebrity holiday -- The worst word in the language -- McEton, a clever English franchise -- Rock school sees off drone school -- Flogging absolute rubbish is a gift -- My kingdom for a horse hitman -- Where all the TV viewers went -- It takes immense skill to waste time -- An Oscar-winning village hall bash -- The secret life of handbags -- Bad-hair days on the local news -- The lost people of outer Britain -- Cut me in on the hedge fund, boys -- Flying with the baby from hell -- With the gypsies in junk heaven -- Listen to me, I'm the drought buster -- Trust me, work is more fun than fun -- Pot-Porritt wants me eliminated -- Simon Cowell ate our strawberries -- The united states of total paranoia -- Arrested just for looking weird -- School reports are agony for parents -- How to make a man of a mummy's boy -- My near-death toilet experience -- When I am the Mayor of London -- How to blow up a dead seal -- The Royals, a soap made in heaven -- I'm calling time on silly watches -- Amazing what you can dig up in Africa -- If you' re homeless find a hedgerow -- There's a literary future in the iLav -- Life's ultimate short straw -- My new career as a rock god -- My designer dog is a hellhound -- The ideal pet? Here, nice ratty -- The conspiracy not to cure the cold -- Real men don't go home at 7 p.m -- Schools are trying to break children -- That Henry II, he was dead tight -- Making a meal of Sunday lunch -- Nice jet, shame about abroad -- It's English as a foreign language -- I didn't drop the dead donkey -- Let's all stay with Lord Manilow -- Brought down by bouncing bangers -- TV heaven is an upside-down skier -- No pain no gain (and no point) -- The end is nigh, see it on YouTube -- Robbie and I know about pills -- Drip-drip-drip of a revolution -- Fear and loathing in Las Manchester -- Bullseye! The pub is dying -- You can't kill me, I'm the drummer -- What the hell are we saying here? -- Hell is a tent zip in the snow -- If you're ugly you've got to be funny -- Why Brits make the best tourists -- Save the planet, eat a vegan -- Stuff the tiger - long live extinction -- I went to London and it had gone -- Playing the fool at Glastonbury -- Kick the fans out of Wimbledon -- Hands off 007 or I'll shoot you -- Get back in your stockings, girls -- Save rural Britain - sell it to the rich -- Dunked by dippy floating voters -- The hell of being a British expat -- Binge drinking is good for you -- Public school is the hell we need -- Dial M for a mobile I can actually work -- Biggles, you're a crashing bore -- The kids are all right with lousy TV -- It's a man's game being a rugby ref -- Feed the world - eat blue whales -- It's lies that make TV interesting -- A Met Office severe bossiness warning -- Make my day, sir, shoot a hoodie -- Enough, I'm gonna torch my antiques -- Our poor bloody backroom boys -- Unhand my patio heater, archbishop.
"The publication of The World According to Clarkson in 2004 launched a multi-million-copy bestselling phenomenon. But to no avail. Jeremy's one-man war on crimes against common sense has not yet been won. And our hero's still scratching his head at the madness of it all. But it's not all bad. He's learned a little along the way, including: why binge drinking is good for you; the worst word in the English language; the remarkable secret of eternal youth; the pleasure and pain of middle-aged drumming; the problem with America; and how to dispose of a seal." "For anyone who's been driven to wonder just what is the matter with people these days, For Crying Out Loud is the perfect riposte, Surprising, fearless and always laugh-out-loud funny, Clarkson's back. And he's got a point..."--BOOK JACKET.
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